50 Shades Freed--Chapter EighteenIn which Ana has a birthday and gets showered with superfluous expensive presents, Christian is displeased that Ana is focusing any attention on someone who isn’t him, Ana utters a questionable statement about Muslim and Hindu women, Christian attempts to rig a trial, the injured father plotline becomes a Road to ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades Freed--Chapter Two (Part I)

In which Grey catches Ana being topless on a topless beach and shames her for this, Ana blames herself for Grey's tantrum, Grey delivers a patronizing lecture, and Ana experiences a detailed flashback to Grey howling about the mere concept of a pre-nuptial agreement.

Fifty Shades Darker--Chapter Eighteen (Part II)In which Ket and Loki banter and get drunk, Ana Steele thinks that fucking in a parked car is dark and edgy, Grey is angered when Ana closes her eyes during sex, Ana finds erotic photos that exist for an extremely scummy reason, Grey pouts because Ana won't give him a birthday surprise before his ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades Darker--Chapter 6 (Part II)

In which Ana Steele and Christian Grey attend a charity party for the nouveau riche; E.L. James Grey's sister wants everyone to know that Christian is NOT GAY; Ana reveals that she knows nothing about business or research and states yet again that Grey is a stalker; I battle the power of evil formatting ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades--Chapter 21

In which Grey and Ana have desksex; Ana interviews for a job at a publishing company and plans to go to Savannah; and Grey tells Ana he's going to stalk her, interferes with her trip after she said not to, and freaks out over the word "impeccable."